I just had the best breakfast! OMG It was like finding a chicken with a big red bow on it under your Christmas tree, slathered in Vermont maple syrup and covered in chunks of sweet apples, that came with a farmer's wife who spent her whole days baking vegan blueberry waffles and churning Earth's Best Organic 100% vegan whipped buttery spread who had a hen that laid only eggs over medium and who had ever so sweetly conned the fat farm pig into giving up its life willingly so that I might have little pancetta cubes to top it all off.
And...I got to drink nearly a whole cup of coffee before someone snotted all over my black sweater and demanded being removed from her throne.
T'was loverly.
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couldn't have described that better if I tried.
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