Wednesday, May 14
QUIET. I NEED QUIET! I CAN'T STAND NOISE.
I would like to hunt down whoever designed baby's crib and nurse them no...that's creepy...rock them to sleep and smooch their little head and gently lay them down in bed, cover them up with a really soft blankie and then SLAM!!!!!! making the loudest noise possible right in their ear and when they wake up freaking out thinking the world is ending I'd like to make them stay awake for two hours while I nurse my daughter back to sleep because that noise woke her up as well, and it came from your damned loud crib gate. Jerky crib manufacturing people. You suck. The end.