Week in Review

• I work with a 37-year-old grandmother. Crazy, huh? Well, I also work with a 35-year-old grandmother.

• This is not Dom DeLuise.
  

• The hours between 8.30 p.m. and 11.30 p.m. are really twenty minutes in disguise.

• My Thai crystal deodorant is determined to make me smell like a Thai restaurant. So I've switched to Liquid Rock from Kiss My Face. Today was test day. I like it.

• How is it that my hair goes from clean, to perfectly dirty to crap grease slick in a matter of seconds?
  

• Have a paper due on Tuesday. Have to pretend like I care about stem cell research. Maybe I will care about it by Monday night. Will definitely know whether I care about it by Tuesday at noon.
  

• Have fingernails for the first time since I was pregnant. I forgot how to use them. I iz dangerous.

• Working tomorrow. Pray I make lots of monies. Going out tomorrow night. Not coming home 'til I kiss a boy. Or 11.30 p.m. Whichever comes first.