Thursday, April 10

Wearing Falconers Gloves

Changing my daughter's diaper is what I imagine diapering a feral cat would be like. It is virtually impossible to get a diaper on that child. She rolls back and forth. Turns over. Sometimes when I think all is going well she'll just lurch at me, grab my arms and try to rip my sweater off and/or bite me.
This is also what it's like when I try to get the snot out of her nose.
I've never known a child who enjoys sitting in poo and not breathing full breaths of fresh air so much.

1 comment:

Mary said...

"diapering a ferel cat" - that's bad, jennifer! i really feel for you and i totally get the picture. although, and i'm sorry to say, i'm still cracking up!!!